- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

One day a man walked into a wall

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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