Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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