why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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i like men but im not gay

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Women's Rights

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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whats black? the colour

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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