What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Black people

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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I agree

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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