I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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Anti Joke

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