- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Horse.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Yo mama is so fat she died

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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