why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Yo mama's fat.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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