- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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