- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Men

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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