- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I shot a bitch.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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