- Anti Joke

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Knock Knock? Come in.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Dumbledore dies.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.