- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Skrillex.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

I woke up today

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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