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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

I had friends on the Death Star.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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