- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

A storm be brewin!

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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