Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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