- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A bar walks into a man

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Justin beiber..

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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