- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is John Galt?

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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