What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

being sober in a bar fight

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Prostitution is bad.......

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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