What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

GOODBYE

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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