What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

vitamin c

If life gives you lemonade.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Women's rights.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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