What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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