- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

God wrote this joke.................................

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

2 + 2 = 4

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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