How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Urban ghettos

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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autsim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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