i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Where's the dick??? east

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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