- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

I'm gay.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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