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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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