whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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