Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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I? Everett

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