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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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