- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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