- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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