Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

I'm gay.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

A hill billy went fishing

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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