Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Anti Joke

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