- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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