what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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