- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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