Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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