- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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