- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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