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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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