Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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