- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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