- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Dumbledore dies.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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