- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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