- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??