a man makes a bad joke

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

steven hawking walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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