What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

girls basketball

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Your mom.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A cat playing laser tag.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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