What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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