What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

hi dave

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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