- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Dumbledore dies.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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