Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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The holocaust

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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