- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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