- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Racial Equality

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Penis.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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