Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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