A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Cliterus

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penisvaginaorgasm

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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