What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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penis in the camel

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

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