Jesus Christ

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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