Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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