Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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