What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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