- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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