- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Chris is hairy

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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