Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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