- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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