- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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