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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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