- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

I have read the terms and conditions

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

oh hey.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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