- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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