Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Dumbledore dies.

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