name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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