How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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