- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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