- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

XD Jackass.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Gordon Brown smiles.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

non poop

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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