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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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