- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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