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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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