- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

I C U P White stuff

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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