What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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