A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Anti Joke

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