- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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