Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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pull my finger (farts)

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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