Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

womans having rights.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Women's rights.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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