- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

The chicken crossed the road.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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