- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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