What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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are u black unlucky

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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A black man comes home from work.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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