- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

the NAACP

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

what do you call your mama at the gas station

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