- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

My Butthole.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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