- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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