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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Bob Saget

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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