- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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