- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

whats my name? Matt

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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