what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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