- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

if got a joke if fogot it

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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