Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Well this is pointless.....

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Water? I hardly know her.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Long joke Your such a downey

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