Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

penis in the camel

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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