- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

I put my baby in a microwave.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

A man walks into a bar

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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