When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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roses are red violets are blue

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Anti Joke

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