- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Knock, Knock Who's There

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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