roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Tough crowd tonight...

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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