- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Matt is a Duster!

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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