- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Oh, go away

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

class is canceled. My professor died.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

matt is fat

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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