What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Get up Look in the mirror

Ready for something funny? nothing

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Tucker Rivera

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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