- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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