Sloths

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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