What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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when debbie meets downer

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did you stub your toe?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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