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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What would u like to drink?

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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