- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Whats funnier than 24.....25

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.